William "BJ" Haun was born a small elephant in northern Wisconsin. His parents soon realized that he had great potential to be a scrimshander.

MixMaster BJ went into kindergarten with a bad attitude, and it hasn't gotten any better with time. His golf game has.

He graduated high-school and college with some sort of gpa, and I assume that his parents are proud of him for that.

BJ the Triumphant met Dr Nathan Springer in a dark alley, and now works in his lab.

Until Mr Haun gives me a bio, we will hold all the facts on this page as true-- Webmaster Truck